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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
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Update on Mr Chuang

Video comments from our President

Mr Chuang, the president of the Jokers' Association gave his comment on the fac prince's handsomeness. Its widely acclaimed that the fac prince is not just handsome, but is *ahem* handsome. According to our fac head. 
The fac prince's handsomeness is not just recognised by our class, but even by Fish Tank and the Chicken rice stall. This will be reflected in the following videos below.

Disclaimer: The fac prince is in the video, however, due to his plea for anonymity, we shall not point out who is the fac prince. 

Disclaimer' (differentiate disclaimer w.r.t video) : The sound quality is not that good, thanks to the Fish Tank uncle asking people for 20-cent coins for buying hotdogs. He simply has to ask every single person that buys a hotdog on tuesdays especially, accounting for the poor sound quality.  (Actually he would say :"got 20 cent? i return u $1" if ure paying him a $2 note and he repeats it to everyone in the queue) Turn your volume louder to catch the content of the conservations. (ENJOY! :D)

NO VIDEOS GUYS! :(

As the famous saying goes (i quote from Mr Chuang), "Just that you are handsome, doesn't mean I'm stupid". 
Such words of wisdom are rarely heard in the current society where everyone aims to be best in looks (being handsome) and intellect (not stupid). Mr Chuang is a true epitome of joker-hood. His wits and mental speed are beyond the measurements of science, no SI unit or prefixes can define the speed at which his brain thinks. Doctors and physicists round the world marvel at his amazing brain capacity that poses a threat to the famous physicists of all time, Albert Einstein, that was rumoured to be very smart.

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Note:*Intelligence reports provided us with an insight that his presence was for protection of the fac prince and princess. Even more intelligence revealed that he must be kept unknown so that random people would not try and eliminate him and attempt to assassinate the fac prince and princess.

A testimony from an anonymous source:
"... Hugo was NEVER spotted mugging before. This is one of the rarest times where is spotted mugging. After i saw him mugging, my friends and I went for a game of pool. For some reason, even with my lack of skill in the game, i could win despite being blindfolded throughout the entire game! ..." 

Thats all from Jokers' Association Press, Issue 5
Registration number: 190509

P.S the lack of VIDEOS is not due to negligence, but its due to the President's displeasure. 

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