nuff said? so cliche, so cool!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
sun set at 4:01 AM

Boomz! Ehh no no i meant boom, u know like that boom boom pow....?

In the previous issue we covered certain issues (or bollocks* in KPIC terms or MHChing it does not make a difference though) regarding HRH Prince of Athena Kevin Ishak's way of life

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*Meaning can be viewed:
Untrusted source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollocks
Slightly more trusted but not very trusted: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bollocks
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More insights into The Prince's life:
To put it in the simplest terms: He live life to the fullest.
Substantiation? (see at video below)


Whats more engaging is the fact that he, him and that only trio (Kevin, Ishak & Tanzil) employed many people simply for the sand-bath. Many issues ago, the press had made a unforgivable mistake of claiming that the sun is not good for the Prince. The palace officially issued a complain and the press was forced to suspend operations. The ban was reversed only yesterday due to opinions from an enraged crowd at a certain class-bench in a certain school.

The press officially APOLOGISE to His Royal Highness for all damage done to his reputation.
We sincerely urge other parties to check their facts before reporting them on any platforms.

(And why are we wasting text apologising? Let's get back...)
His sand-bathing business was a hot topic in every corner of that "certain school". It was rumoured that the famed volleyball player, Melvin Goh, has endorsed HRH as the "MSG"(Most shuai GUY. For details on why MSG read on...) His popularity was expanded as far as the edges of the school since. Parties involved had declined interviews but simply said "it has to be kept within the school"

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Rising to err terror?

Mr WangKH aka the AK-47 has revitalized the word ACRONYM. Not directly but literally. (what a waste of space, never mind, just trying to fill up space). AK-47 stands for Acronym King number 47. It is not reference to the gun. The number simply meant how many Kings were there before him. Mr Wang has revolutionised the use of acronym. Standard acronym's would not suffice. His main areas of research includes many different acronyms for long phrases or sentences. One very prominent example is FML. It contains multiple meaning.

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With that, the Press wishes those who are taking Major Examinations in 2 weeks time, "GOOD LUCK AND DO WELL!"

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Jokers' Association Press, Issue 10
Registration number: 230909