Breaking News!

There is actually a demand for jokes in our class. So much so that people have actually volunteered to join the exco of the Jokers' Association. Its actually Miss Sun Tianjia, who is recently nominated for vice president. There is she, featured in the picture below as the act cute pretty one in the act cute sweet pose.

Apparently not many people share the sediments of cuteness and sweetness (As expressed by the person beside her....)

Another interesting fact....

Research has shown that people do not think they are something when they actually did something. (looks to cheem for your eyes? (taking that you do have eyes that are not short-sighted or long-sighted or blind or have eyesight corrected)) Lets take Xue An for example (our dearest president, although he denies that he crack jokes and the fact is that his jokes are epic funny), his classic one liner jokes are able to create laughter. Who say energy is conserved in a system? Xue An proved it otherwise, laughing energy can be created. By who? By him!

The above picture might have seem like a scene in a normal classroom... but take a closer look.. our princess had her chair(x2), and according to intelligence reports, we believe that she does not know. Although logically she would have felt the difference, nonetheless we do not rule out the fact that it could have been an intentional act that allows her to be able to engage in class discussions better. The special operations team is working on how to enable the princess to gain the best view of the front of the classroom with minimal distruption to the peaceful commoners around her.

Even more NEWS! (wait is it news'week? why so many news ah...?)

OK OK. Again, from various intelligence agencies around the class, we have observed an increasing trend in the number of people snoozing during lessons. However due to the effectiveness of the investigation team we have traced the problem down to a single individual, Mr Luo. This native chinese was noticed to be sleeping during various lessons. His stances were extraordinary. His ability in sleeping surpasses every individual i have ever met. His stealth and silence makes him easily un-spottable. Furthermore, in the event where he is noticed, he changes his tactic and is able to face up to all forms of confrontation.

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Thats all from Jokers' Association Press, Issue 4

Registration number: 180509