Breaking News!
The recent chain of events in the region has brought about uncertainties and many similar occurrences in Singapore.
Case 1:
Apart from the recent swine flu outbreak, there has been another fever going around. And that's the "Chinese chess fever". It was observed that many people were affected. That includes Mr Chuang (President of the current Jokers' Association).
As we can see, its Mr Chuang, The Derric and MCQ against Fac prince Kevin and his 2 other best buddies, Ishak and Tanzil (3v3 match). The fever totally caught everyone off guard and even the Cheerful Cheers IC had to stick out his tongue to relieve the heat inside him. It's believed that the Chinese Chess Fever was brought into Singapore by Ishak when he returned to further his studies in a prestigious college. Somewhere in the Bukit Timah area.
Case 2:
It was released by the press that Mas Selamat was caught in JB. However there are individuals who seek to learn from Mas Selamat. We have pictorial evidence that a certain fugitive from Malaysia has escaped and is Singapore at the moment. The police have released information that this guy is unarmed, but is still dangerous with the wide spectrum of "sick stuffs" that he sprouts from his mouth. This includes a certain rumour about a test tube and a human being. There were suggestions that this fugitive is in Singapore as his ID card was spotted in Singapore.
The information above will help us apprehend the fugitive. Hence we urge everyone to call this number if you spot him.
Emergency hotline: 96316691
Alternatively u can also call in a special task force at the s64 class bench. Any individual that spot the fugitive should never attempt to apprehend him. (The big boys will do the job)
Case 3:
Calling all fans of Wang KuanHe. Kuanhe is currently giving out photos of himself to all his fans. Interested parties may contact him at the 09s64 class bench. There are 2 different versions of photos for floater wang.
1)All smiles
and
2)Act cute
Each photo is charged at a price as stated by him. Strictly no bargaining. KPIC will be on stand by should anyone attempt to bargain. (KPIC is getting a portion of the earnings i think...?)
Story:
Picture courtesy of MCQ
People looking sian during a lesson. Such a situation had occurred before, but never was it during a tutorial session. I am sure the relevant tutors might not want to look into the issue and eliminate those who possess the wrong attitude towards learning.
Thats all from Jokers' Association Press, Issue 3
Registration number: 140509
Labels: Jokers' Association Press
