Hello! We are 09S64 from hwachonginstitution!
We love fun and excitement, and we'll do anything for you because we're simply NICE people!
Now now, we make loads of noise too (mainly the guys) but that's not a crime is it? :)
The Class:
Ching Meng Hang
Jereld Tan
Timothy Yong
Leong Jing Wei
Wang Kuan He
Kevin Ishak Tanzil
Quek Baifeng
Derric Ong
Hugo So
Chuang Xue An
Jeremy Ang
Melvis Lim
Tan Kai Yu
Guo Shu
Han Zheyi
Chen Jiehan
Earest Wong
Alvin Sng
Shi Jiahui
Yu Chenxing
Liu Chen
Luo Lingjie
Sun Tianjia
Su Kuang
Tan Wenshan
Apparently the national floater was deprived of being cute when he was young. Many believed that indulged himself in volleyball training. Such a sacrifice is not unheard of. But his accomplishment is a never-been-seen before kind. With his presence in the Hwa Chong Volleyball team, the team managed to clinched the championship title. During the rounds of intense competition, the team relied on him for his prodigious skills in sending off floating serves that totally ignited the deepest fear in the opponents' hearts. Even without him playing, his godly presence release a formidable aura that bolstered the team's morale and fighting spirit by (143.994 x mc^2)times. (where m = mass of player and c = speed of light in a vacuum)
However, during lesson our physics tutor decided to help him claim back what was lost in the past. A pacifier sweet. How simple, yet awesome.
Now lets get back to our KPIC.
As mentioned before, KPIC (Mr Jeremy ANG) is a pioneer in the kaopei-ing field
From issue 2: "..believe that My Jeremy (our KPIC) is a true pioneer in the field of kaopei-ing..."
His latest form of kaopei-ing includes this: (4sec clip watch at least twice)
He indulges in Kaopei-ing "truly, madly, deeply". And once again, he brought kp-ing to a whole new level. His ultimate phrase, "LOSER!!" or (okay shant state, its coarse.. its a prefix to descriptions..) Such a scene from Mr Ang is not uncommon. His skills were demonstrated in class and in lectures, to superb effect. He transformed a regular boring lecture (okay maybe because the lecturer cant write as well as him...) into one that is hyped up (with laughter from our class), engaging (with him talking or in simpler words, kp-ing) and exciting (more kp-ing).
The Press apologise for being unable to upload a certain soundtrack. We will solve the problem and bring about more entertainment. Our main aim is to bring entertainment to a whole new level (just like Professor Ching of the University of S64 that managed to find alternative methods of using test tubes and boiling tubes and Mr Jeremy Ang, a pioneer and leading researcher in kp-ing), with the use of bombastic simple words that are easily comprehensible with a combination of visual and audio accompaniment.
